VARIETOPIA Goes Autumnally Eastward with PAUL F. TOMPKINS!

Music! Comedy! In Brooklyn & Charleston, SC!

Oh hello, Varietopians. It’s me. Paul. Your Master of Ceremonies!

Did you know: Laughim is the OPPOSITE of cryim!

Pumpkin Spice season sure brings out my spicy side (my pumpkin side remains in remission), so I’ve gathered the Varietorchestra and some special guests for some LIVE variety shows for you and all the friends you have in two SACRED & PROFANE REGIONS:

1. Four VARIETOPIA shows are happening October 14 & 15 (Saturday & Sunday) at Brooklyn’s beloved Bell House! The early shows are already sold out, and tickets are going FAST for the late shows!

WHAT’S THE SHOW, PAUL, you yell? First of all, I CAN HEAR YOU and second of all it’s a variety show for the modern age, hosted by me. Learn more about it in this interview (starts around 14:50) for the Holy City Sinner Radio podcast hosted by Christian Senger:

There are still tickets for purchase! Go HERE to buy them.

Not only will the shows be SPECIAL and DELIGHTFUL and FULL OF SURPRISES but there will be coveted show merchandise available, just in time for the holidays. This poster will be sold at the Brooklyn shows:

SIGNED (and unsigned) COPIES of this delightful Nathan Diffee print will be available to purchase along with other charming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS novelty items!

2. And then and then and then the very next month VARIETOPIA makes its Charleston, SC debut at the storied Music Farm! Tickets are almost gone for the 7pm show so we’ve added a 9pm show.

   MADNESS.

Why come to see VARIETOPIA live? Because, my friends, you only live once (so far), and you NEED this joy in your life!

Don’t just trust me. TRUST THE SCIENCE.

All right my snausages. I have told you what to do. Get these tickets and get your smile ready.

VARIETY OR DEATH,

PFT